1) What's your name?
My name is King Bryant Stromgeld. I was once a knight, before my kingdom's foolish king decided to challenge me. He lost, of course.2) And do you know why you were named that?
No.3) Are you single or taken?
Next question.4) Any abilities or powers?
Both my body and my armour regenerate at high speeds. I can call upon magic to infuse my blades with, and manipulate them into powerful attacks. I have the strength of thousands' though I utilize very little of it, usually. If I actually tried I could most likely cut apart a mountain. But that would just make a mess. Hmph.5) Stop being a Mary-Sue!...What?6) What's your eye color?
Stormy yellow, like my mother's.7) How about hair colour?
Black.8) Have you any family members?
Next question.9) Oh? How about pets?
Flo- [coughs] actually, that is private information.10) That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
People.11) Do you have any activities/hobbies you like to do?
I like to explore old temples, ruined castles, hidden caves. Not for treasure. Just for fun. I also enjoy chopping up bandits and assassins into rather large chunks. It's easier to clean up that way.12) Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
Next question.13) Ever... killed anyone before?
Hmph. Of course.14) What kind of animal are you?
I'm a human, you ignorant bastard. Mostly human, at least.15) Name your worst habits?
I have a bad habit of killing people that piss me off. [glares at the questioneer]16.) Do you look up to anyone at all?No.17) Are you gay, straight, bisexual or another sexuality?
Next question.18) Do you go to school?I have not. But I have read thousands of books.19) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
Kids? Bah. No. I frighten them.
19a) You didn't answer the marry question.
20) Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
...What on earth are you talking about?21) What are you most afraid of?
Water.22) What do you usually wear?I can't exactly wear anything else but this suit of armour I am currently
wearing. So just take a wild guess.23) What's the one food that tempts you?
I have no need for such frivolities. Though there was a time I enjoyed a good mutton steak smothered in mushrooms and gravy. With buttered carrots on the side. I can no longer stand the smell anymore.24) Am I annoying you?
Of course.25) It's still not over.
[grumbles]26) What class are you? Lower, middle, upper?
I suppose I would fall under upper class.. though I don't spend much time at my castle.27) How many friends do you have?
I have need for only one.28) What are your thoughts on pie?I already told you, I don't need to eat. I'm not answering anymore questions on food.29) there isn't a question[Bryant unsheathes both of his swords]30) Favorite drink?
A stiff, powerful ale. Otherwise, I don't need to drink. 31) Favorite placeHome, which I share with my... friend.32) Are you interested in anyone?
Next question.33) How tall are you?
I tower above most other humans, though there are plenty taller than me.34) Would you rather swim in a lake or ocea
[we interrupt this questionnaire because the interviewee has unfortunately decapitated the interviewer. we apologize for any inconvenience]
Hmph. Serves you right, you spurgalled churl.